Thursday, April 1, 2010

Amreeki Chichora: Facebook

So before I start our first example of chichorapan, I should explain that I'm completely computer illiterate. Poops is my witness to that. I never knew there was such a thing as the PrntScrn button on my keyboard (I mean let's be honest, who looks up there?) so even though I can probably use it now, I'm just gonna post this example anyways since I spent so much time manually editing it (by editing I mean using my camera to take a picture of it, opening it up in paint, and painting out the name of the chichora.) So let's begin.

Our first chichora (well, chichori) comes to us from facebook. Now, I'm sure many of you have witnessed the same thing I witness EVERY DAY on my newsfeed: the same person joining 500 groups and pages every...freakin' This person is always...ALWAYS...on your newsfeed, joining something.

Khawateen-o-hazraat (Ladies and gentlemen) I present: Facebook chichora

Here we can see Facebook chichora becoming a fan of a multitude of pages and groups:

And here, Facebook chichora is admitting they have a problem:

And yes, they're both pictures of the same person's chichorapan.

I guess I do it too ...bleh

I find it annoying when bloggers take off without reason for long periods of time. And I'm one of them. Sorry! It's been a whirlwind of chaos mixed with tsunamis of emotions followed by hurricanes of joy. But we'll get to that later!

First things first, this is totally overdue. So the contest winners from our 101 post are:

"Grand" Prize winner:
weed: $5
partying it up with your buddies: cost of weed
being sober enough to remember mom's nagging questions about jumping off a bridge if your friends do it too: priceless
Adriana, Miami

Second winner:
Sanjeeta, Boston

Third winner:
Ghost of Olympics future scaring the crap out of Teddy Michael Phelps.
Sonal, Cleveland

P.S. Hope you all liked your prizes!