Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Chapati Ratings System

It's been over a month since the last post on here so it's good to be back. Today I'm going to post about some of the movies I've seen on DVD the past couple of weeks/months. So in order to do that, I've created a ratings system. It's called the Chapati Ratings System.

Now to explain the Chapati Ratings System, I shall first have to tell you what a chapati is.

A chapati is like a tortilla and is one of the main kinds of breads used in South Asian homes. An average Pakistani man can eat up to 3 chapatis per meal. So my movie ratings are based on that chapati capacity.

Less than 1 chapati = movie sucked

1-2 chapatis = movie was aite or good

2-3 chapatis = movie was good or great

3 chapatis + double-roti = awesome movie go watch now

Now you may be wondering, what's double-roti? It's what we in Pakistan call a loaf of bread. And sometimes, when we're super hungry and the chapatis that were in front of us finished too quickly, we reach for double-roti to help carry us to our destination.


Hey Nepali baby, stop eating my ratings system! Put down that chapati!

Ok, let's start!


Natasha said...

I'm just picturing you googling a Nepali baby for this

Baji said...

i wonder if this is what Qamla looked like as a baby

Zarga said...

loool ur too funny! Maybe all Nepalis dont look the same... btw, I love the Chapati Rating system, double roti too funny..